Junk Mail - Monthly subscription

Product Description

You are purchasing a monthly subscription to Junk Mail.

Once a month, we will send you one (1) random, intentionally useless item.
You do not choose the item.
We do not accept suggestions.
That’s the deal.

The item may be funny.
It may be confusing.
It may go directly into a drawer and stay there forever.

This is not an accident. This is the product.

What you get:

• One physical gag or novelty item per month

• Shipped directly to you or someone you don’t like that much

• A retail value up to or exceeding the subscription price

• A small moment of “why did I do this”

What you don’t get:

• Something useful

• Something personalized

• Something you need

• A refund because “this is dumb”